Rice
A Vote of “No Confidence.”
Each day I watch our leaders lie,
and lie with no remorse,
and drag our country further down
The Cloward-Piven course.
They promise a Utopia
once we share sacrifice.
I can't believe a word they say,
so me, I'm storing rice.
Canned goods are fine, and pasta too,
while some like M.R.E.,
but storage space and shelf life make
rice make most sense to me.
It fits in bins of any size,
can stack to ceiling heights,
and complements my outlaw stash
Friends first thought it extreme now each
reluctantly agrees,
these Marxists aim to kill the goose
that feeds our families.
They spend and print and print and spend
and Keynes' nonsense quote,
so with each bag I buy, I cast
a “No Confidence” vote.
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Rice, Copyright © 2011 Papa Possum