Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Tolerant Ones

“Un matin devant la porte du Louvre” by Édouard Debat-Ponsan (1880)
The Tolerant Ones
The song lyrics to the anthem
of our Politically Correct
Do-Gooders-And-Know-Betters.

How can you live with your... self

when you won't think like everyone... else?

While you might have your own point of... view,

if you don't think exactly what we tell you to,

Then you're a racist,

sexist, bigot, homophobe.

If we had sticks and stones

we'd smash your frontal lobe.

We know you're burning crosses

while you're wearing robes,

'cause you're all racist,

sexist, bigot, homophobes!

Sinners!

You'd better watch what you... say,

we've got lots of “ism” cards to... play.

And while you might have your freedom of... speech,

if you don't repeat exactly what it is we preach,

Then you're a racist,

sexist, bigot, homophobe.

Your speech is hateful

and it's warming up the globe.

If we had sticks and stones

we'd smash your frontal lobes,

'cause you're all racist,

sexist, bigot, homophobes!

Sinners!

We are The Tolerant... Ones.

We tolerate you all so much we're... stunned

Maybe you all might evolve one... day

but until then we hope you'll die and rot away,

'Cause you're all racist,

sexist, bigot, homophobes.

We'd like to tap your phones,

subject you all to probes.

We know you're burning crosses

while you're wearing robes,

'cause you're all racist,

sexist, bigot, homophobes!

Sinners! Sinners! Sinners! Sinners!

Racist, sexist, bigot, homophobes!

 

 

 

 

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